this morning i woke up at 11 and went to go call katie to see what our itinerary was. so we went to wallmart to look for binders for my big college girl. holy shit on miss foleys chest! there were so many mexicans! but luckily i didnt change and was still wearing my sleeping clothes. i looked poor and my hair was bleh so i fit right in. i also got some cool aid in those small plastic bottles, fucking legit man. then katie got a new
key made for her house.
key made for her house. then we went to irvine spectrum to watch a flick. it was quite crowded. we caught the 2:40 showing of "the final destination" in 3-D omg stupidest shit ever. i've actually seen all of the final destinations then wonder why i ever bothered wasting my time like that. identical story line as the others. hey i see our deaths. hey im going to save us. hey were still going to die. hey youre dead. hey youre next. hey im dead. shiiiiit. yeah needless to say i was unimpressed but the gore level kept it interesting. then we movie hopped to "the ugly truth" this movie wasnt that great either. the story was eh the plot was 
predictable and the characters werent original. although i will say gerard butler is talented. going from 300's elite warrior to a opera hideous phantom to a sexist morning show star takes some talent. strangely i noted his pecs were kinda lumped at the bottom in this film and not at all like the flat diamond squares they were in 300. no homo. but here was one hilarious part invovling vibrating panties. anywho afterwards we came across the age-old dilemma of where to eat.
predictable and the characters werent original. although i will say gerard butler is talented. going from 300's elite warrior to a opera hideous phantom to a sexist morning show star takes some talent. strangely i noted his pecs were kinda lumped at the bottom in this film and not at all like the flat diamond squares they were in 300. no homo. but here was one hilarious part invovling vibrating panties. anywho afterwards we came across the age-old dilemma of where to eat. we headed to taiko our favorite sushi joint but to our dismay it was closed. weird, i didnt know the japanese celebrated labor day...so instead we headed across the street to the korean plaza and ate at some chinese place called "Yu's Garden". i had never been to a place like this before. the second we walked into this busy little hole in the wall restaurant a waitress smiled at me and spoke to me in chinese fastforward for 30 seconds straight. i loled and gestured a what-the-fuck-did-you-just-say. she laughed all embarrassed and told us to please sit. then another
waitress instructed us to order before sitting so we went over to the buffet style food counter. damnnn sonnn. there was an array of bright colorful chinese dishes. and the first thing that caught my eye was the red chinese sausage used in fried rice. its called lop xoung (spelling is incorrect) and its one of the few chinese words i know so i was eager to order it. but the lady couldnt understand what i was saying so i just pointed. fail. then we ordered a portion of red spicy tripe, bone-in sweet bbq pork, and a tomato tofu soup thing. we were absolutely famished and the food couldnt have been in our faces a second too soon. i was surprised how good it was, despite a couple of hairs i found in the tripe. i dont usually eat rice (haha yes im asian haha we all eat rice i know. stfu) but i downed six bowls before i knew it. we were very full and even had leftovers. all for 15.25, not bad by any standards. im going back there for sure. then we drove home and watched "how i met your mother" reruns. fucking love that show. its legendary. then katie drove home.
waitress instructed us to order before sitting so we went over to the buffet style food counter. damnnn sonnn. there was an array of bright colorful chinese dishes. and the first thing that caught my eye was the red chinese sausage used in fried rice. its called lop xoung (spelling is incorrect) and its one of the few chinese words i know so i was eager to order it. but the lady couldnt understand what i was saying so i just pointed. fail. then we ordered a portion of red spicy tripe, bone-in sweet bbq pork, and a tomato tofu soup thing. we were absolutely famished and the food couldnt have been in our faces a second too soon. i was surprised how good it was, despite a couple of hairs i found in the tripe. i dont usually eat rice (haha yes im asian haha we all eat rice i know. stfu) but i downed six bowls before i knew it. we were very full and even had leftovers. all for 15.25, not bad by any standards. im going back there for sure. then we drove home and watched "how i met your mother" reruns. fucking love that show. its legendary. then katie drove home. joannas over again. i always know because of her xxxxl sized beach cruiser. so mosied on up to my dear sisters messy room and took a seat on her bigass ass. actually very comfortable. i sh
ould cut off a cheek and use it as a seat cushion. she could just eat-grow it back. then i could cut it off again and start a business. anways, i made them guess what i was doing and now im going to hoola-hoop for 10 mins then do my daily 60 pushups. i'll explain the hoola-hoop later.
ould cut off a cheek and use it as a seat cushion. she could just eat-grow it back. then i could cut it off again and start a business. anways, i made them guess what i was doing and now im going to hoola-hoop for 10 mins then do my daily 60 pushups. i'll explain the hoola-hoop later.
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